Tuesday 27 December 2011

D original five social situations – how it really works!!



what does a girl do when a boy says she is beautiful!!
someone(s.o):-your beautiful today!!( I am lying)
smart girl:-don't lie!!me in this dress??this shoes??this make up??U’r lying right(don’t you have anything better to do in life?!)
s.o: no am not lying..Ur truly gorgeous(am I that bad at lying)
girl: am not that hot, as that girl (referring to Aishwariya Rai or someone who is actually pretty) ??(It’s an obvious cue. If you fall for this, you must get your eyes checked!)
s.o:no she isn't!!Ur more most hotter hottest!!(I am jobless. And I’m stupid. Could I ever be dumber)
girl:oh Pl!stop!!(You’re wasting my time)
s.o:(I should have known that girls are smarter than me)OK i stop!!
(after some time)

s.o: You’re beautiful!
Girl: (arghhh) You’ve already tried that on me.

what does  a girl do when you ask her something she doesn't know:

(why would you bother asking someone about something that they don’t know! Guys can be so brainless.)

s.o:please give me an idea for an event
girl:i am not  that intelligent like you to think of an event..! why do u even ask me!!:p(smiley added to show that I’m not yelling at you! Or else, you’ll create more drama!)
s.o: no!u are intelligent(i know u aren't! i just wanted to make a meaning-less convo with you. ‘cause, you know, that’s what boys do)
and Pl stop saying these stupid dialogues
girl:(wow!! Didn’t I just make it clear! So much for adding a smiley! ) "FINE STOP ASKING ME! I AM LIKE THAT! (Even my kindergarten cousin would follow that one!)
s.o:(hmmm bad luck) i think  Ur off mood!!i ll catch u later.. 
girl : (oh not again)

a famous one
when boys meet after a long time
boy1: hi da.
Boy 2: hi.
(awkward silence)
Boy 1: hi da.
Boy 3: hi
Boy2 : ( ivanuku vera velaiye illaiye)

regarding the busy status and being invisible:
thoughts on a boys mind when he sees the busy status:
( Frankly, I don’t understand why you should think anything more than “she’s busy” when it says busy! )
1)why the heck should you log into messenger and then be busy??
2)why can't  you sign out when your busy??
3)why do u want this much of attention??
4)at least let the world know what your busy with like "busy watching photos in fb","busy watching vampire diaries","busy watching a lame Korean opera","busy cleaning my ears","busy selecting which guy to talk"
( 1)+2)+3)+4) = I’m vetti. Pls talk to me. I’m desperate.  Pls talk to me. I’m jealous. Pls talk to me.)

thoughts when a girl pings a guy when she is invisible

( 0) Habba, sikkitala :D )
1)why cant she be visible??
2)who is gonna talk to her when she is visible
3)ithu sappa scene

situation:when the mistake is on both sides..the thought flow goes like this
girl:(i really don't think i can explain to this guy what the problem is. I don’t have the time nor the energy to do it)
boy:(why is she not replying? Is that suppose to mean something) do we have a problem?
Girl: no I'm sorry.
boy:its OK!!(as if i understood)
girl: yeah k. ( that’s settled)
after sometime
Boy : (why isn’t she replying? ) do we have a problem?
Girl: aiyyyyyyyyyo!


ps:no offence to muthiah sriram!!